My brother, ~HooyahMan, is getting married! I'm leaving on Tuesday, September 1, to meet up with him in Pensacola, Florida, where his nuptials will take place early next week. Best wishes, Ryan!!
In my absence, I leave you all with...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Please follow each stocker's rules before using!
Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at...
Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[notices Dante's confusion]
Randal Graves: All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
Both of the following recipes are called "The Stormtrooper", so you can get your drunk on - Star Wars style - either way:
- 2 oz vodka, 2 oz coconut rum, 6 oz milk
- ½ shot peppermint schnapps, ½ shot Jagermeister
"If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office." - George Lucas